John Morrison Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 'As far as he was concerned it was called a 'Remote' because of the chance of ever getting to use it!' 'On their road trip from London to Brighton, he finally stopped to ask directions, but he couldn't understand a word the bloke in the kilt said! When it came to arguing they always compromised.. he admits he was wrong and his better half agrees with him. ..........Discuss....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lebro Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 I couldn't possibly comment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hamish Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 46 minutes ago, Lebro said: I couldn't possibly comment Without checking first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Motorsport Mickey Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 Does my bum look big in this ? ...Ha...HaHa...HaHaHa... There is only 1 answer to this, and the man knows which one. lol. Mick Richards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stillp Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Motorsport Mickey said: Does my bum look big in this ? ...Ha...HaHa...HaHaHa... There is only 1 answer to this, and the man knows which one. lol. Mick Richards He'll be wrong anyway. Pete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kiwifrog Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Motorsport Mickey said: Does my bum look big in this ? ...Ha...HaHa...HaHaHa... There is only 1 answer to this, and the man knows which one. lol. Mick Richards Apparently “your bum looks big in everything” is the wrong answer, lucky the sofa is comfortable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Morrison Posted April 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 Another time lying is essential - when asked one’s opinions about Strictly come dancing Cxxx is NOT the right answer ask me how I know? John Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stillp Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 My wife asked me what the female version of a man cave is called. Apparently 'the kitchen' was the wrong answer... can anyone put me up for a few days? Pete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve-B Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 I recently had to do a "Toast to the Ladies" at a dinner... and got raccous laughter and applause: Before concluding, I would ask the ladies to each put a hand on the table in front of them. And now I would ask that the respective gentlemen, and husbands, lay their own hand over their lady's hand. As you sit there wondering what this is all about, I would ask the men make the most of this moment (pause a moment)… Gentlemen, I would like to point out that this is the only time you will have the upper hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crawfie Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 I challenged my wife to got into Tesco's and just buy some milk. Nothing else Did she succeed ? No chance . I was in the car for over an hour and she had a trolley full . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iain Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 “We are always in it “it’s just the depth”that varies :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acaie Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 (edited) A friend of mine gave a speech at their silver wedding celebration, in which he explained that whilst he knew he had married Miss Right, he hadn't realised her middle name was Always. Edited April 27, 2023 by acaie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Morrison Posted May 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 having decided we would have a night out, I took my better half around several local hostelries, finding different fault with each, before going back to the first one we tried and having a drink in that one. John. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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