RogerH Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) Well, !!! today I had a brain wave, or may be it was a grey cell ripple. To compensate for my errant scales I invented anti gravity boots. Honest it's true. So earlier on I applied the boots to my feet and leapt forth onto the scales and lo and behold they measured the correct weight of 12st 10lbs I had the boots calibrated for 5 stone. The previous reading was 17st 10lbs. So what is going on - with not boots I'm 17st and with boots I'm 12st. The only oddity between two weeks ago when it measured OK and now is that I am wearing compression sock. These weigh the odd ounce or two. Does anybody want any size 8 anti-gravity boots Roger Edited July 18, 2020 by RogerH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stillp Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 TRy standing on a different spot on the scales Roger. Pete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RogerH Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Hi Pete, there really ins't that much room on the scales to put ones feet. The Anti Gravity Boots are still for sale. Anybody weighing less than 5 st may simply float off into space. Roger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foster461 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 If you consider the earths atmosphere as a fluid then archimedes principle will apply. Gas and bloating will increase buoyancy and you will appear to weigh less especially on more humid days. Try farting before you step on the scales. Wishing you all the best Roger. Stan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TR8IAN Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 I need those boots, sadly size 8 is far too small - perhaps I need anti gravity boots with extra anti gravity! Get well soon! Cheers Ian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RogerH Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 Hi Ian, if my anti-grav boots are too small then how about my MK2 product - Helium balloons. These may look like those cheap balloons you get from party and fancy dress shops (especially the heart shaped ones) but at the price tag I have put on them these are really 'pro' balloons. Guaranteed to probably reduce your attachment to the planet Recovering nicely. I have just done the tappets on the 4A.All went well. Tomorrow I have pipes removed - that will be fun (not). Roger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steves_TR6 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 Sorry to hear you’ve been under the scalper Roger, hope you recover fully very soon. steve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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