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14 hours ago, foster461 said:

All this talk about ingesting/Injecting disinfectant reminded me of the old joke about the man who drank some Harpic and went clean round the bend.

Looking for my coat as we speak..

 

Based on the above I have serious concerns that someone has been feeding me Harpic, are you sure it’s a joke.

:wacko:

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My dad was a chain smoker and all of his teeth were yellow. I remember him trying to clean them with a toothbrush and Vim. There was also no ailment that could not be cured with either a Flu powder, Lion Ointment or a bread poultice.

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At last we have a cure for all!

ailments large and ailments small,

good health is not beyond my reach,

if I inject myself with bleach.

 

Radiant I’ll prance along,

every trace of limescale gone,

with disinfectant as my friend,

like him, I’m clean around the bend!

 

Pam Ayres (perhaps)

 

Tim

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