foster461 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 All this talk about ingesting/Injecting disinfectant reminded me of the old joke about the man who drank some Harpic and went clean round the bend. Looking for my coat as we speak.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SeanF Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 The old ones are the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bleednipple Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Not necessarily... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lebro Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Hardly ever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little jim Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 made me larf! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tony_C Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 We all know who that man is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
modelbuilder Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Today, HM Gov chief health inspector warns, cleaning your teeth with Gunk can be hazardous to your health. Rodders. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 14 hours ago, foster461 said: All this talk about ingesting/Injecting disinfectant reminded me of the old joke about the man who drank some Harpic and went clean round the bend. Looking for my coat as we speak.. Based on the above I have serious concerns that someone has been feeding me Harpic, are you sure it’s a joke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cvtrian Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 This is taking things a bit too far...................................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foster461 Posted April 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 My dad was a chain smoker and all of his teeth were yellow. I remember him trying to clean them with a toothbrush and Vim. There was also no ailment that could not be cured with either a Flu powder, Lion Ointment or a bread poultice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tim hunt Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 At last we have a cure for all! ailments large and ailments small, good health is not beyond my reach, if I inject myself with bleach. Radiant I’ll prance along, every trace of limescale gone, with disinfectant as my friend, like him, I’m clean around the bend! Pam Ayres (perhaps) Tim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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